The Q Festival Low down – top 10

Right, so going out and seeing and doing things is my jam…… I’m at that age where gone is my capacity to go out endlessly, I work extremely hard and don’t really take time off so if I go to an event or thing, so when I’m going somewhere I want to know it’s going to blow my socks off or be something a bit special and different. So instead I’m all about cherry picking the very best stuff in the region and we are extremely lucky to have some much going on in region at the moment, overwhelmingly so.

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So in this blog post, I’m chatting about Q Festival and giving you the low down – so you know what are the hidden gems and the unmissables…..

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Q Festival in a nutshell, is an urban festival lasting 24days in the heart of NewcastleGateshead – smack bang on Gateshead Quays (Yep….this Gateshead lass, told you guys first 18months ago how much Gateshead has really got it going on at the moment). For 24days and nights, Baltic Square will come alive by day and by night with a huge Spiegeltent. Anyone who has been inside a Spiegeltent will know how beautiful they are as venues and anyone who hasn’t been inside well you haven’t lived yet!……

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The full programme is available at www.QFestival.co.uk with tickets on sale now; but the festival site itself is open every day from 14th July for all to come on down and have a drink….boom!

Here’s some of the inside craic for anyone wanting to drop by the festival site or attending events:

Q Festival has had some of the region’s in the know mixologists and bartenders assembling the bar stock and designing drinks for specific events…… as a gin gal and new red wine lover, having a decent drink in my hand at all times at an event is of the upmost priority! I don’t want a drink that’s a science experiment and I don’t want a £2 pint of wine circa Leeds festival 2002…..

The festival site is worth visiting on its own….from 14th July, you will be able to come on down to Baltic Square, grab a drink or tea/coffee (or something much stronger) in the outdoor beer garden, eat some yummy street food and of course whilst flicking through the brochure chose your events and book in person at the box office open 12.30pm-9.30pm daily.

Q Festival programme and site supports and champions our region’s independents, creative businesses, artists, performers and so much more……. The people working on this festival from the marketing, to the site build, to the bar, to the programme contributors, to the food are all from the region, living, making, creating, playing, surviving and thriving right here…..and a festival that sounds pretty special to me.

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So I’ve pulled together my top ten on what you need to attend……..

Jesterval Comedy Festival Opening Weekender….14th July

If like me you have a deep desire, to see everything and do everything first – let’s start with the beginning; Q Festival’s opening weekender – it all kicks off with Jesterval Comedy Festival back with a bang for 2017…. You need to make sure you check out Hal Cruttenden who is one of my all-time favourites (he’s bliddy funny) and of course, the big Jesterval Comedy Gala, which is your opportunity to see four comedy acts including Sara Pascoe. Sara’s individual show has now sold out so, this is your opportunity to see her if you didn’t manage to get the tickets.

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Why is the Comedy Gala unmissable? Well you, have the chance to see 4 acts – us lot, well we love a bargain and here you get 4 for price of 1 technically……..all for £15 mint! And of course, it’s an amazing show…… I will be there on the night (so will Mama Horts actually) so it’s also an opportunity for you to hear my infamous giggle/cackle and Mama Horts laughter snorting away.

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The Steampunk Gin Festival….21st and 22nd July

Gin Festivals and gin anything is really on trend and in vogue at the moment and I’d just like to point out, when I used to drink ginny years and years ago telling everyone how lush it was, everyone thought I was crackers….it was still Mother’s Ruin back then and responsible for tears at the end of the night. Well I’ve never been like that with gin – it’s always been lovely and yes I’m one of those annoying people that ponders lovingly over which gin to drink, what mixer, what additional lushness will be make this even lusher……..basically, I drank gin before it was cool…….

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I am thrilled that Gateshead gin company – Steampunk Gin are hosting a massive gin weekender with Q Fest – so they will have lots of lovely gins to taste, music, entertainment and a whole lot more all within a Spiegeltent….sounds mint innit!? Gin, Gin, Gin for the win!

Glitz and Glamour: getting ready for a party!….25th July

Meridith Towne is one of my favourite people of all time and I’ve seen her shows and talks (each one is amazing and I find them so empowering and bliddy entertaining!)……. Part performance, part costume show, part fashion history lesson – Merry knows where it’s at when it comes to having a passion for historical fashion and sharing that with an audience.

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As a fantastic storyteller, this evening invites you into her wardrobe as she takes you on her journey getting ready for a glitzy party and choosing those glad rags from 1920s towards more modern times. This evening will be full of vintage real pieces, fashion adverts and snippets from various time periods and recreations made by her own talented hands.

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As always Merry puts on a lively show; tickets are flying for this and this new talk has partly been written just for Q Festival….. so you really are in for a treat. Attendees will also receive a craft bag on the night from creative crafty business The Crafthood and there will be a pop up from fashion start-ups Trendlistr and Ebb & Sew with an opportunity for you have a deeks at their fashion pieces and purchase.

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MA Takeover featuring Drag Me to Love…..26th July

Following on from my love of the new and undiscovered, I’ve had the absolutely pleasure of working with and seeing some snippets (at GIFT Festival) of some different theatre shows and scratches. So this night is all about the new and emerging……

For one night only Northumbria’s M.A. Theatre and Performance students take over the Spiegeltent at Q Festival for an evening full of performances showcasing up and coming talent from the region. The evening consists of multiple scratches of work that they have been working on during the course of their degree. The night will also include a performance of Drag Me to Love by Bonnie and The Bonnettes.

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Scratch: Rooted by Becky Glendenning-Laycock and Fleur Rozan

In a battle between who we wanted to be when we were little girls Vs who we’ve turned out to be, we will come to realise that life doesn’t always hand you the story you wanted to tell when you were 9 years old. And that’s ok we guess. Isn’t it?

Scratch: Don’t Shoot the Messenger by Ashley Fraser and Becky Morris

This is about me, you, us, and everything that is going on around us. These are things that you may be aware of, or these may be things have you’ve ignored.

Scratch: Untitled by Jake Jarratt and Andrea Scrimshaw

From using two viewpoints, one male, one female, we challenge why sports are different for either gender. We take hold of our space and explore clichéd situations; replaying them in ways which challenge how society expects genders to behave within and around sport.

Drag Me to Love by Bonnie and Bonnettes

So imagine this. You are 14 years old and you are a drag queen. Its golden stilettos, ripped fishnets, shoulder pads, and neon bobs. It’s expression. It’s glamour. It’s power. It’s Doncaster, 2009.

It’s about being young, having that fire in your belly and seeing no limitations or rules. It’s the uncertainty of your own identity and the creation of a new one. It’s about finding a safe place between the two. It’s a reflection. An exorcism. A scrapbook.

We will laugh. We will cry. We will sing and we will dance.

You are bound to fall, as we drag you into love.

Jumpin’ Hot Club Presents: Q Festival – 1st August

Award winning Jumpin’ Hot Club are hosting an evening of unmissable toe tapping blues, folk, country and live roots music……..I’ve championed and worked alongside the Jumpin’ Hot Club gang for years so I know you’re in for a real festival treat with these guys.  And what’s a festival without the musicccccccc!

The line-up includes the amazing and hilarious Martin Stephenson & The Toe Rags….. I’ve heard a sneaky rumour that the king of Jumpin’ Hot Club himself Graham may be getting up on stage with Martin so obviously, I’ll be cheering like a crowd cracker.

With plenty of space to dance and lush local booze on offer, you can enjoy this one of a kind night with Jumpin’ Hot Club and also get to see admired Austin Texas singer songerwriters Brennen Leigh & Noel MacKay, a country blues and desert rock band born on Route 66, Hymn for Her and local folk legends George Welch & Christine Jeans……..

 

 

 

martinS2The Big 90s Pop Culture Quiz – 2nd August

Right, I’m stuck in a time warp. I love the 90s; maybe it’s partly not wanting to grow up and maybe it’s just being in love with this era. Everything about the 90s makes me smile…..

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Ross and Rachel, Umbongo, Marky Mark, CK, hair mascara, Kickers as school shoes, Pogs, TLC chasing Waterfalls, Wayne’s World, Ravey davey dance….come down to Q Festival for a 90s Pop Culture Quiz with quiz mistress Cheish Merryweather (the only person I’ve ever met who is more ridiculous than I) testing your knowledge and love for the 90s.

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Tables are really flying for this – teams can be any size from 2-8 and are £10 a table….so come mmmbop with me down memory lane even if you’re totes clueless…..

Disposable Treasures; Paper Crafting – 3rd August

So you guys know I’m allllllllll about championing local artists and stepping out of my comfort zone and doing something creatively challenging. And that’s what this evening is all about whilst enjoying a few glasses of vino and enjoying four different activities with professional artists.

So first up we’ve got Fiona Jamieson; you can have a go at paper cutting- designing, cutting and opening up a paper treasure……you’ll be surprised at how beautiful and intricate the designs can be with this Snowflake technique.

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We’ve also got Culture Vulture fave and all round brilliant egg Sheryl Jenkins – you’ll have the opportunity to experience and create some paper crafty animations using stop-motion….. I’ve had a go at this many times now….you guys will not be shocked to hear that mine was cat related….

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Late Shows fave and 36 Lime Street legend Effie Burns will be facilitating a session to create a paper crafted miniature magical world; we could all do with a little escapism so get lost in a match box world!

Finally, Yvette Hawkins, will be showing you have to create sculptural wearables – fit for a cat walk – think big, think bold colours and just go with it…..

So come as you as, come as a group, this evening is most certainly for those crafty crafters!

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80s Social Club – 4th August

Going back to the time warp thing…I’m obsessed with 80s music. Not the cheesy kind (although after a couple of gin & tons singing them loud and proud, most certainly has their place) – the electro kind. I also have crazy large hair and “interesting” fashion choices – I look like someone who digs the 80s and stomp about to Stevie Nicks, Edge of 17 far more than I’d care to admit….

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Following on from the mega success of my 90s Social Club party a few years ago at World Head Quarters – those that follow me on social know I’ve been ITCHING to do an 80s version…..so when a prime slot at Q Festival came up – it was fate. I assembled the Social Club team – we’ve got Tim McVicar (Dat Bar, Bierrex, MSA and ex Smoove & Turrell bassist) playing 80s electro funk and boogie and we’ve got Patterns Collective to play some 80s dance floor pleasers.

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As per any Culture Vulture party, I’m pulling out some corkers – we’ve got glitter bar and neon facepainting, 80s decorative lushness and all sorts of things…..fancy dress is not enforced – but I will glittered up and back combed so why not so feel free!

“The question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is “what aren’t we going to do?” – Ferris Bueller’s Day off

The Candy Vortex Q Festival Closing Party – 5th August

Basically just don’t go to sleep between Friday and Saturday because this is the ultimate party weekend………when it comes to closing a big urban lush festival, is there ANYONE ELSE? If you haven’t heard of the Candy Vortex yet – well you’re going to, they run some fresh immersive parties, filled with revelry and you know an all lasses collective is going to get my vote.

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So what to expect – well I don’t know…….expect the unexpected and see you on the dance floor….

Carruthers & Kent Summer Wine Fair – 6th August

Something happens when you turn 30 – things you wouldn’t have dreamed of doing or liking suddenly seem lush and acceptable. I’m like that with red wine…….my friends have tried for years to get me to like wine and to taste different things and really appreciate it. A year a go something magical happened – people had told me it would happen but I just didn’t believe them….. I took a sip of red vino, the skies parted, the birds sang, my taste buds cheered and the world suddenly made sense………

So how excited am I that Carruthers & Kent are running this….. me with my new found wine loving status is alllllll over this. The opportunity to taste and find out about different wines….heaven. I know you’re supposed to spit and only “taste” – but my sips are unfortunately gulp like so I’m sure I’ll be dancing my merry way out of the Spiegeltent at Q Festival – which let’s be honest, is a fitting way to end the fest……

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So that’s my tip top ten of Q Festival picks; so I really hope to see you along and get booking: http://www.QFestival.co.uk

That’s all for now Culture Vultures!

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Jesterval North East Comedy Festival 2017; Summer with a side of hysterics.

So it’s that time of year, where I eagerly sit planning my Summer, wishing the Springtime away – I rarely take holidays or take time off, but yet I still manage to cram as much as possibly into the Summer time…. The light nights make everything seem possible and the realities of real life so far away……..always time for one more drink, one more song, one more festival and where going out on a Wednesday was laughable mid-December, suddenly becomes essential.

Whilst I’m busy planning my Summer and my diary is looking jam packed full of lushness – I’m also thinking of festivals; my perfect job would be one I could take 2months off and festival my heart out. I do try to attend at least one a year now either abroad or in the UK away from the North East and as many as possible in the region; this year I’m off to Festival of Thift, Lindisfarne Festival, Q Festival and of course, an annual fave not just for me and my friends, but also Mama Culture Vulture – Jesterval North East Comedy Festival!

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Jesterval has now become so entwined in my Summer holiday planning mostly down to the fact I was absolutely furious a few years ago when I booked a holiday over half the festival. It was so devastating and serious, that I was tempted to cancel….. hehe. But now, in my Summer planning, the question is always first – “right, so when is Jesterval?” – making sure it has prime position and such an oversight never occurs again.

I attend as many of the Jesterval days and nights as possible and I love it for so many reasons; obviously I get to see lush comedy in a brilliant atmosphere from some of comedies bigger hitters before they head off on tour or to the fringe. I also, get to discover some hidden gems, up and comers and lots of people I get to tick off my comedy list who I’d always wanted to see. All of this within an amazing programme, which I love; walking into the Jesterval tent discovering someone brilliant.

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I love the Jesterval community vibe too – you see lots of regular festival goers and there is something so brilliant and uniting, over a beer or G&T, from absolutely laughing your socks off, eye liner crying down our faces, with a laughter stitch causing such pain that I’m a million percent sure I will have a six pack the next day – so much so, I’d go and have been many times, to nights on my own, laughing like a cracker on my own, feeling part of the Jesterval furniture. I also have friends who do the comedy rounds at The Stand and others and it’s great to see them get the opportunity to perform on my door step…… and of course, I’m sure it’s great for them, to have a proud friend wailing, jeering and cheering from the back…friends are the worst hecklers – especially after a gin or two.

But my biggest love for Jesterval, is the fact that it is unrivalled as a festival with such a brilliant programme; I can and do attend things with my really diverse friendship groups, people from work, Mama Horts, people who haven’t really been to comedy gigs before, comedy regulars and my friends with families of little tinkers. This is why I go so much….. so much to do and see – may as well camp on site.

Those eagle eyed of you will have noticed that Jesterval tickets have gone on sale and that this year, it is part of the bigger Q Festival event on Baltic Quays, 14th July – 6th August in a lush Spiegel tent.  Well, I thought it was the right time to catch up with Jesterval programmer Della and get this year’s low down….and find out, who I should be seeing……

Hi Della, Jesterval is back for 2017, I’m buzzin’ obviously as always…..for those who haven’t been before or unsure what Jesterval is, can you explain what it’s all about?

It is a festival of comedy with jesters and val….; hehe not really it’s an amalgamation of jester and festival. And it’s about to go off on the Gateshead quayside, over 45 comedy shows in one space.  Bringing together some of the best UK and International Comedy performers.

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Gosh……I was excited to meet this Val for a second…. That might be my 2017 Jesterval heckle “where’s bliddy Val, I came to see Val?!!!” So how did the idea for Jesterval start – why did you launch a comedy festival here in the North East?

There has been a comedy festival in the north east for a number of years we inherited it 7 years ago. Previously all the shows were hosted in different venues around Gateshead and Newcastle, we wanted to centralise it and make a single fun destination where people could hang out and enjoy a festival atmosphere. We run up here because I am a local lass and therefore save a fortune on travel and why would you want to go anywhere else!?

My favourite memory of Jesterval so far, was a Sara Pascoe show a few years back – on one side of the front row we had a step Dad desperately trying to bond with a teenage step son and a very middle class first meeting of future in laws on the other side…… I’m not sure if I laughed more at Sara’s show or the social awkwardness of these two groups refusing to laugh or look each other in the eye during each rudey joke….it was brilliant! Do you have any fond memories or favourite shows from years gone by?

Too many fond memories too many great shows always enjoy Ed Byrne who has been an ardent supporter of the festival, Luisa Omielan who never fails to smash it and also Lee Kyles’ various shows are always a riotous unpredictable laugh fest!

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You’re announcing the programme bit by bit (sneaky!) – what and who can people expect this year for 2017?

They can literally expect something for everyone, we have the master of one liner’s Gary Delaney, Surrealist Paul Foot, too many comedy award winners to mention, but here are a few Sara Pascoe, Phil Nichol, Brendon Burns, Zoe Lyons, Glenn Wool, Mick Ferry and the list goes on…..

What are you most excited about for 2017?

We are always excited by the idea that people will come along and take a punt on an act that they have no knowledge of but trust our booking instincts; for example last year we hosted Scott Gibson with his show that then went to the Edinburgh festival and won the best newcomer award. He is back again on the 20th of July which like all nights has a stunning line up, with solo shows from Scott, Mike Gunn and Matt Reed.  We are also super pleased to welcome Tom Binns back fresh from filming his new BBC Comedy Series Hospital People.

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Jesterval is known for championing new comedians and comedians experimenting with new material before heading up to Edin – who or which show is your one to watch for this year?

Desiree Burch is relatively new to the UK circuit and most definitely one to watch out for. Because we select the shows for Jesterval we believe that every one of them is as good as the next, but just different.

Right onto the important stuff…..Jesterval is for all kinds of people and I usually go multiple times, can you suggest some shows this year for me…..

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  • For me and my best mate Kate – we like crime dramas, anything ridiculous, lots of gin and crisps, nothing too cheesy or preachy.

I would suggest salt and vinegar crisps as they are definitely not too cheesy. Go and see Lee Kyle and his show “The Best Comedy He Can Do Without Swearing” and Paul Foot’s ‘Tis a Pity She’s a Piglet’.

  • For me and my Mum – Mama Horts LOVES Sara Pascoe, humour taking the mick out of real life things, women stuff etc.

Well as you will know Sara Pascoe is back, so thats a no brainer and as I know your mum loves Hal Cruttenden as do I, then that is Mama Horts sorted.

  • For me, my friend Carla and her little boy Beck – he’s two, likes puddle stamping, bright colours, food (me too) and going up and down stairs?

The Gunge show or Yukfest sounds like it would be perfect for Beck and of course the big kid in you and Carla.

  • For me and my friend Laura with her family- all under ten and a grown up husband…..?

There are so many fantastic family shows and the best part is that they are fun for adults too, believe me, I have seen them.   The Kagools are hilarious and we have even added some circus comedy into the Jesterval family programme this year with “Arr We There Yet“ and “Arthurs Odyssey”. Families will be spoilt for choice.

  • For me and my friend Lucy – we want to check out the undiscovered, someone new?

Sophie Willan is back this year with her Edinburgh preview show ‘Wild’; Sophie is most definitely one to watch out for.  Johnny Pelham and George Zac are also ones for the undiscovered list.

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Right, so the all-important question now – where can I get my tickets for shows? Are they on sale now?

Tickets are on sale now and you can buy them from our website

Jesterval is part of a bigger festival this year, on Baltic Square Gateshead called Q Festival……..can you tell your loyal audience (like me) who go every single year, a little bit more about what to expect?

We are absolutely thrilled to be collaborating with Gateshead Council on Q Festival, the programme is so varied and is such an awesome addition to Jesterval Comedy.  Some of the events you can expect are a Gin festival brought to you by local guys Steampunk Gin, gerrin!, Immersive Cinema from the absolutely talented Screenage Kicks, craft sessions galore, an 80’s party (get your leg warmers ready), a baby rave with Chalk, yes that’s right a blooming rave for the bairns and much more.  I am so excited for this festival and can’t wait to see the people of the North east down on Baltic Square from July 14th to 6th August.

Thanks Della……

Well that sounds proper lush……..and I’m properly excited now and need to get tickets for everything immediately…..for those that love Jesterval as much as I do, get your tickets before shows start selling out and for everyone else, go go go and cherry pick some shows and embrace the Jesterval Comedy Fest vibe.

(All Pictures are used with permission from Jesterval and courtesy of picturesbybish, a fantastically talent photographer!)